Shoes are no fun without fun tights/tights are no fun without fun shoes. That’s just how it goes.

1. Spangly tights and grapefruit carpet.

2. Cheap red tights and cheaper green lino.

3. Black flat boots and a concrete island.

4. Royal purple, aggressive bling, and a Flokati rug from Argos.

5. Favourite shoes (RIP, sparkly darlings) and favourite tights.